Tales of the Parodyverse

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killer shrike
Wed Dec 22, 2004 at 10:09:57 pm EST
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A late, Unfinished Story Week Entry
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I didn’t think I had anything to contribute, but when I was deleting some stuff from my hard drive I came across this: the original beginning to my Epitome/Visionary story. It’s very short but I think had some funny lines. Enjoy.

Teen Queens and Fast Food Empires


Part One


Asil Ashling, person, spun the tie rack for what would be its third orbit, “I don’t know…” she confessed hesitantly.

“Oh, God, just pick one!” exhorted Kerry Shepherdson, gesturing around the store, “This place gives me the hives.”

“I fail to see how your discomfort should compel me to make my decision that much quicker,” Asil shot back.

“Ooh, big words. Not only do you dress like a schoolmarm, but you talk like one too,” the young lady pulled a tie from its peg. It had a picture of a particularly downcast donkey with its tail nailed on, “This is perfect for Dorkface. ‘I need Prozac, dammit!’

Asil snatched the tie, smoothing it before she returned it to its display, “Visionary does not need Prozac. He is more than able of dealing with the stress of having you live in his home without mood altering drugs.”

“Just hurry up,” Kerry griped. Victoria’s Secret was closing in half an hour and Asil had all the credit cards.

A decision and a purchase were made, and the two young women left the outlet store for the Happiest Place on Earth. They walked the bright, airy concourse of the Paradopolis Mall. Kerry, impish smile playing across her face, was on the look out for ‘talent’. Asil was more interested in the person that had been following them around several shops.

At first she had thought it was a young man, given the figure’s height and short hairstyle. But a casual scan had revealed their stalker was a woman, with dusky skin and Asian features.

“Don’t look, but there is a woman, six yards behind us, in jeans in a green flannel shirt. She’s been following us,” Asil said quietly.

“Yeah?” Kerry turned and checked the crowd behind them. Finding her target, she hollered, “Hey, you. Yeah, you! Don’t go acting all dumb on me now!”

She stomped up to the stranger and further accosted her, “You got a problem?!”

“Besides you in my face? No,” the taller girl turned to walk away. It was then that Kerry noticed a slight bulge in the back of the woman’s pants.

It looked like a knife.









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